When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.---Alan Alda
A few years ago, the city council of Monza, Italy, barred pet owners from keeping goldfish in curved bowls... saying that it is cruel to keep a fish in a bowl with curved sides because, gazing out, the fish would have a distorted view of reality. But how do we know we have the true, undistorted picture of reality?
---Stephen Hawking
