Susan Dell, Then (2004) and Now (2026)

2004

2006

Susan Dell is an American philanthropist, former fashion entrepreneur, and the wife of Michael Dell, founder and CEO of Dell Technologies. 

She is the co-founder and Board Chair of the Michael & Susan Dell Foundation, established in 1999 to accelerate opportunities for families globally. 

Her career also includes designing fashion labels, such as the luxury brand Phi, and serving on President George W. Bush’s Council for Physical Fitness and Sports.  She was inducted into the Texas Women’s Hall of Fame in 2019 for her humanitarian efforts. 

In October 2026, Susan Dell gained widespread viral attention after appearing alongside President Donald Trump in the Oval Office to promote Trump Accounts, a child investment program to which she and her husband pledged $6.25 billion. 

Her appearance sparked intense online debate and speculation regarding her physical appearance, overshadowing the philanthropic announcement for many social media users. 

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Despite the attention regarding her physical appearance, a pledge of $6.25 billion for children is pretty impressive. 

Beef Jerky (includes casket)

I see in the background a sign or a door that says CASH. Does that mean the funerals, jerky, and cremations must be paid for in cash upfront... or perhaps paid for with cash installments?

Pumpkin with a possum...

or is it a possum with a pumpkin? You decide.

Start a Potato Chip Business

Mother Thalweg's Top 10

 https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/2020/12/mother-thalwegs-top-ten-10th.html?m=0

prepared by Rotifer in 2020. Rotifer might be enticed to come up with a newer list --- perhaps with the help of other FA historians. 

Clay Jones's Doppelgänger

 

Fabio Lazoni

Clay Jones

My father died when he was 44 years old. That means he will always be 44. Fabio Lazoni is not dead. He has aged... like we all do. He also appears to own a white robe, which I am confident he paid for, in part, with the money he made from those "I can't believe it's not butter!"commercials. 

One of Clay's jackass trolls claims that Clay is probably mistaken daily for Fabio. I'm not sure why Clay is being compared to some old romance novel model. He and Snoopy look pretty darn cool and handsome to me. I can only imagine who or what Dondi is mistaken for... a POS, maybe.

Car of the Future (1950)