Monday, November 2, 2026

"Frog Applause" reader at White House with "First Dog" Bo Obama (2009)


Have I not said multiple times that I have an amazingly diverse group of readers? I can't share any details about this reader (above)... other than he spent a lot of time at the White House. I can share info regarding First Dog Bo, though.



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Bo (October 9, 2008 – May 8, 2021) was a black-and-white male Portuguese Water Dog who served as the First Dog from April 2009 to January 2017. 

Bo was bred by show breeders Martha and Art Stern of Amigo Portuguese Water Dogs in Boyd, Texas. His sire was Watson (US CH Valkyrie's Dr. Watson Is Here) and his dam was Penny (US CH Amigo's Phor What Its Worth). The entire litter of nine was named "Hope and Change" in honor of Obama's 2008 victory. One of Bo's littermates, Cappy (Amigo's Captain Courageous), went to Senator Ted Kennedy, who owned several Portuguese Water Dogs himself. Bo was registered with the AKC as "Amigo's New Hope" and called "Charlie" by his original owners.

During the 2008 campaign, Barack Obama promised his daughters Malia and Sasha a puppy if he won. At his first press conference as president-elect, he outlined the family's criteria: the dog had to be hypoallergenic (Malia had canine allergies) and ideally a shelter dog — though he joked that most shelter dogs were "mutts like me." The compromise was Bo, a six-month-old puppy from a reputable breeder who had been returned to the kennel.

Before the official gift, Bo reportedly visited the family in a secret compatibility meeting that staffers called "The Meeting." On April 12, 2009, it was announced that Ted Kennedy and his wife Victoria would give Bo to the Obama girls. He arrived at the White House on April 14, 2009.

Malia and Sasha chose the name Bo for several overlapping reasons:
Their first cousins had a cat named Bo. 
Michelle Obama's father, Fraser Robinson III, was nicknamed "Diddley" — a reference to R&B musician Bo Diddley.
B.O. happened to be Barack Obama's initials, a coincidence widely noted in the press.

Bo became a media sensation almost immediately. Trained by Dawn Sylvia in Hume, Virginia, he learned to sit, shake, roll over, and more. He was known for:
Loving the pool in summer (despite the breed being a water dog, he reportedly couldn't swim.)
His favorite food was tomato.
Being "unflappable with children" and living for scraps at the dinner table.
Having "a big bark but no bite."

In August 2013, the family welcomed a second Portuguese Water Dog, Sunny, as Bo's companion.

In his 2020 memoir The Promised Land, Obama wrote:
"With Bo, I got what someone once described as the only reliable friend a politician can have in Washington. He also gave me an added excuse to put off my evening paperwork and join my family on meandering after-dinner walks around the South Lawn."

Bo died of cancer on May 8, 2021, at the Obama residence in Washington, D.C., at age 12. Michelle Obama posted on Instagram: "We said goodbye to our best friend — our dog, Bo — after a battle with cancer… We are thankful that he lived such a joyful life full of snuggles, games of fetch, and evenings spent lying on the couch."

Barack Obama's tribute: "He tolerated all the fuss that came with being in the White House, had a big bark but no bite, loved to jump in the pool in the summer, was unflappable with children, lived for scraps around the dinner table, and had great hair."

His successors as First Dog were Champ and Major, the Biden family's English Springer Spaniels, who took over in January 2017.

Bo and later Sunny were so in demand that they effectively had official White House schedules. Michelle Obama described the process: "Everybody wants to see them and take pictures. I get a memo at the beginning of the month with a request for their schedules, and I have to approve their appearances."

They were regulars at the Easter Egg Roll, Christmas hospital visits, and even accompanied foreign dignitaries. The White House website featured photos and a biography of Bo, and his likeness appeared on Christmas, Halloween, and Easter decorations.

Bo's fame brought a surge of interest in Portuguese Water Dogs. The Portuguese Water Dog Club of America issued a public statement urging potential owners to ensure the breed fit their lifestyle, noting the dogs need significant interaction and should not be left alone for long periods or boarded in kennels.

The Obama Presidential Library maintains a dedicated Bo & Sunny collection, including artwork, dog-related gifts, and the family's annual holiday cards featuring the pair.

Saturday, October 31, 2026

The Monster Study

The Monster Study was a non-consensual experiment performed on 22 orphan children in Davenport, Iowa in 1939 about stuttering. It was conducted by Wendell Johnson through the University of Iowa with the physical experiment being performed by his graduate student Mary Tudor. Wendell Johnson, a former student at the University of Iowa, dedicated his life’s work to identifying the causes of stuttering and discovering a cure. Johnson, who had a severe stutter himself, wanted to understand where it originated and how it could be stopped, largely because he had been teased throughout his life. When he began studying speech pathology, he tested his own speech patterns, and the leading theory at the time suggested that stuttering had genetic origins. Johnson, who understood the impact that early stuttering could have on a child’s mental state, once stated, “The stuttering child is a crippled child.”  Read more here.

Friday, October 30, 2026

Flesh-eating parasitic screwworms


https://arstechnica.com/health/2026/10/flesh-eating-screwworms-are-feasting-on-pets-4-dogs-and-cat-attacked-this-week/?utm_source=bsky&utm_medium=social

Flesh-eating screwworms spread to third state and are attacking pets.

USDA has identified 74 animal cases in US since parasitic flies invaded in June.

Frog Applause -- October 30, 2026


 

The problem traveled to the Chicago Tribune, too. 

Despite the concern/speculation by some of my readers that GoComics has censored today's "Frog Applause"... that is NOT the case. In fact, GC was initially as perplexed as I am. I think we both agree now that it is most likely a corrupted or incompatible monitor color profile issue in Photoshop. It happened previously on this comic, too. 
(It was actually sort of funny that the corruption took place during his attempt to kiss his Sugarpie.)

So, please lower your pointy pitchforks and glitter torches. It is not the fault of GoComics.

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Just to add to the "fun" my vile little troll has also made another appearance. He gets banned then returns. He has multiple aliases that he uses... and they are all hateful. 
I've already reported him to viafoura. Here is an example of the disgusting crap he likes to post: (CONTENT WARNING!)

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Long-time FA reader, BrassOrchid makes this observation:

It's also odd that it appears fine in "Trending Conversations"

       One can view the strip without the black part on various devices but not others. So strange!

Thursday, October 29, 2026

Modern-day Sumptuary Laws

While traditional sumptuary laws that strictly enforce class-based dress codes have largely been repealed in Western democracies, modern equivalents still exist in various forms globally.

In some jurisdictions, dress codes are codified into law for religious or moral reasons. Afghanistan under Taliban rule enforces strict clothing mandates, including bans on certain hairstyles and the requirement for women to cover themselves, alongside prohibitions on mixed-gender activities. Bhutan mandates traditional dress (driglam namzha) in specific government and public spaces, with the color of the kabney scarf strictly regulated by social rank and office.

Islamic countries often enforce laws based on Quranic teachings, such as prohibiting men from wearing silk or gold jewelry, and restricting women’s attire in accordance with local interpretations of modesty. 

Many nations maintain laws restricting clothing that violates public decency or poses security risks. Germany and other European countries ban the display of Nazi imagery and, in some cases, face coverings that obscure identity in public spaces. The United States has historically prohibited the wearing of Ku Klux Klan hoods and masks in many states, though exemptions for masquerade balls were occasionally used by drag performers in the mid-20th century. 

The spirit of sumptuary law has transitioned into luxury taxes and consumer regulations. Governments impose high taxes on yachts, private jets, and designer goods to curb conspicuous consumption or generate revenue. Additionally, workplace dress codes and school uniforms function as privatized or institutional sumptuary regulations, enforcing social norms and professional standards without state-level criminal penalties for non-compliance in most democratic societies. 



Sumptuary laws in North Korea are strict regulations enforced by the Kim Jong-un regime to control citizens' appearance and suppress foreign influence, often categorized as modern examples of laws restricting luxury or excess.

These regulations mandate government-approved hairstyles (28 specific styles for men and women, excluding the leader's unique cut) and ban Western fashion items like jeans, leather coats, and sunglasses, which are viewed as symbols of capitalism or individualism. Violations of these dress and grooming codes, alongside bans on foreign media and slang, can result in severe punishments including imprisonment, forced labor, or execution, with the state utilizing a system of mutual monitoring to ensure compliance.



Sumptuary Laws: Historical examples

Sumptuary laws were historical regulations dictating what individuals could wear based on social rank, wealth, or religion, often enforcing strict class distinctions through bizarre and specific rules.

Please email me some of the items in these sumptuary laws or people wearing them... such as the pike shoes (below). Be sure to let me know what the items are, please.


Medieval England: The Pike Shoe & Gown Laws (1463)

Under Edward IV, Parliament passed the Apparel Act in 1463, which tackled two fashions it deemed indecent:

  • Pike shoes (also called crakows or poulaines) had pointed tips that could extend up to five inches beyond the toe. The law didn't ban them outright — it reserved them for lords.
    Knights, esquires, and gentlemen were limited to pikes of two inches or less, punishable by a fine of 3 shillings 4 pence.
    Shoemakers who made longer pikes faced a 4 shilling 4 pence fine. In 1465, London's cordwainers were banned from making them at all.
  • The same statute required that no person below lord's rank wear a gown, jacket, or coat that didn't "cover the genitals and buttocks." Parliament literally equated short jackets and long pike shoes with public indecency. 

The weasel fur ban was part of an earlier 14th-century statute: knights were forbidden from wearing weasel fur or clothing set with precious stones, while esquires and merchants couldn't wear clothing costing more than five marks.


Elizabethan England: The Granular Fabric Hierarchy (1574)

Elizabeth I's 1574 proclamation was perhaps the most detailed sumptuary code in English history. It listed permitted fabrics for every rank:

  • Purple silk, cloth of gold, and sable fur — reserved exclusively for the King, Queen, the King's Mother, and their children and siblings. 
  • Crimson velvet — earls and above only. 
  • Satin and damask — off-limits to anyone earning less than £100/year. 
  • A 1562 law limited hose (tight-fitting leggings) to 1¾ yards of fabric per pair, and banned double ruffs on sleeves or necks. 

The stated rationale was that "the excess of apparel...is grown to such an extremity that the manifest decay of the whole realm generally is like to follow."


Renaissance Italy: Fingers, Pearls & Headpieces

Italian city-states were obsessive about regulating women's dress:

  • In Orvieto, a law specified that a woman's neckline could not descend more than "two fingers' breadth below the suprasternal notch" (the dip at the base of the neck), with the same limit in the back.
    An official would literally place two fingers across the chest to check compliance.
  • Florence in 1433 banned pearls larger than a chickpea for women under 45.
    A 1355 law limited women's total ornament expenditure to 10 gold florins. 
  • Venice in 1514 capped dress trains at 3 feet.
    In 1562, married women were restricted to black or dark colors for daily wear and forbidden from wearing pearls more than 12 years after marriage. 
  • Milan in 1498 limited everyone except royalty to a maximum of 4 rings. 
  • Florence's 1433 law declared that "nature deems it inappropriate" for women to adorn themselves, claiming such ornamentation caused "manly vigor to fail."
  • In Genoa, the Magistrato delle Pompe (literally the "Magistrate of Pomp") was a dedicated fashion police force.
    On one day in July 1598, they made eight denouncements in a single day. Contrary to assumptions, records show men actually outnumbered women in dress violations by nearly 3 to 1. 

Colonial America: The Puritan Fashion Police

The Massachusetts Bay Colony was relentless:

  • 1634: First law banned "new fashions, or long hair, or anything of the like nature." No gold or silver hatbands, girdles, belts, or cloth woven with gold thread. 
  • 1639: Short sleeves were banned. Lace was further restricted. 
  • 1651: The class-based law — anyone with an estate under £200 couldn't wear gold or silver lace, gold or silver buttons, bone lace above 2 shillings per yard, silk hoods, or scarves.
    Penalty: 10 shillings per offense, plus being "presented to the grand jury."
  • The 1634 law also banned slashed clothes (more than one slash per sleeve and one in the back), all cutwork, embroidery, and needlework cap bands. 
  • In Essex County, 34 people were brought before the court in 1653–54 mostly for wearing silk hoods — showing the laws were enforced, if sporadically. 

The New Jersey 1670 law is the most absurd: a woman who "betrayed into matrimony any of His Majesty's male subjects, by scents, paints, cosmetics, washes, artificial teeth, false hair, Spanish wool, iron stays, hoops, high-heeled shoes, or bolstered hips" would render the marriage "null and void." The logic was that cosmetic enhancement constituted fraud in the marriage contract.


The Scottish Kilt Ban (1746)

The Dress Act 1746 (also called the "Disclothing Act") was part of the Act of Proscription, passed after the Jacobite Rising.


It banned men and boys in Scotland from wearing "the Highland clothes (that is to say) the Plaid, Philabeg, or little Kilt, Trowse, Shoulder-belts, or any part whatsoever of what peculiarly belongs to the Highland Garb."


Key details:

  • It applied primarily north of the Highland line (Perth to Dumbarton). 
  • Military personnel were exempt, which is why the Black Watch regiment continued wearing kilts. 
  • Tartan fabric itself wasn't banned — only its use in Highland-style garments.
    Women could still wear tartan.
  • Penalties: first offense = 6 months' imprisonment without bail; second offense = transportation to the American colonies (i.e., forced exile). 
  • The ban lasted 35 years, until 1782.
    Ironically, the prohibition made Highland dress a symbol of cultural identity, and after repeal it became a source of national pride.

A Few Bonus Strangenesses

  • Burial in Wool Acts (1666, 1678): England legally required corpses to be buried in wool shrouds rather than linen or cotton, to protect the domestic wool industry.
    Families who didn't comply were fined £5 — a substantial sum.
    Magistrates actively investigated graves.
  • Ancient Rome's Lex Oppia (215 BCE): Women couldn't wear more than half an ounce of gold on their person, and their tunics couldn't be in multiple colors.
    Emperor Tiberius later declared that "no silken clothing should disgrace men."
  • Ottoman Empire: Jews were required to wear black or violet clothing and specific headgear to distinguish them from the Muslim and Christian populations — a dress code enforced by the state for religious identification.



Ming Dynasty China: The Body as a Managed Text

The Ming dynasty (1368–1644) produced some of the most granular sumptuary codes in any civilization. The Hongwu Emperor formalized them in the Great Ming Code of 1397:

  • Colors were legally assigned. Yellow was exclusively imperial. Bright red and dark green were banned for commoners. Violations were punishable by flogging or exile. 
  • Fabric was tiered by class. Commoners could wear only coarse silk or plain cotton. The five-clawed dragon motif was reserved for the emperor alone; specific floral arrangements carried coded meanings tied to rank. 
  • The silk trap for merchants. In 1381, farmers were permitted plain-weave silk, silk gauze, and cotton.
    But if any member of a household engaged in commerce, the entire family was banned from wearing any silk at all.
    A single trading parent made silk illegal for every child.
  • House size was a crime scene. A 1393 decree specified that commoners could build homes no wider than three bays (jian) with an exterior gate only a single bay wide.
    Sixth-through-ninth-rank officials got three bays and seven purlins; first- and second-rank officials could build five bays deep with nine purlins.
  • Tomb decorations were regulated. The Hongwu Emperor's 1396 tightening allowed only the highest nobility and top-three-rank officials a memorial stele mounted on a stone tortoise.
    Lower-ranking mandarins got rectangular pedestals. Commoners got a simple gravestone. 

By the mid-Ming period, enforcement had collapsed entirely, and consumption of luxuries had risen to levels comparable to contemporary Europe.

Edo Japan: The "Three-Day Laws"

Tokugawa shogunate sumptuary laws were, in the words of Britannica, "passed with a frequency and minuteness of scope that had no parallel in the history of the Western world."


  • The "three-day law" nickname (mikka hatto) was a common expression of the era: the public understood that any new edict would be violated within three days.
    The shogunate kept issuing new ones anyway.
  • The Rokubei incident (1681). A wealthy Edo merchant named Ishikawa Rokubei dressed his wife and servants in magnificent silks to watch the fifth shogun, Tokugawa Tsunayoshi, pass through Ueno.
    The shogun, mistaking the wife for a daimyō's spouse, was infuriated upon learning she was merely a merchant's wife.
    The couple was summoned to the town magistrate's office, all of Rokubei's property was confiscated, and the family was banished from Edo.
    The following year, Tsunayoshi issued sumptuary regulations "in unprecedented numbers" — it's widely speculated the Rokubei incident directly provoked them.
  • Haura: the art of hidden luxury. Wealthy merchants, barred from displaying silk on the outside, developed a style called haura — plain outer kimono lined with extravagant silk on the inside.
    The entire point was that only the wearer knew. It was a deliberate, systemic subversion of the law.
  • The sword concession. In the late Edo period, the shogunate finally acknowledged that the richest merchants had become wealthier than the samurai they were supposed to be beneath.
    The compromise: merchants of sufficient prestige were allowed to wear a single sword at their belt, while samurai on official duty were required to wear a matched pair.
    The samurai had been reduced to looking less armed than their social inferiors.
  • Gold clasps on tobacco pouches were banned in some edicts for being "too ostentatious." 

France: The Denouncement Machine

French sumptuary law was unique in its bureaucratic enforcement infrastructure:

  • Louis XIV alone issued 52 sumptuary laws — more than any other French king.
    The 1560s saw a peak of 11 laws in a single decade; in 1563, sumptuary laws made up over 20% of all legislation passed that year. 
  • The denouncement system was the strangest feature. Citizens were explicitly encouraged to report their neighbors for dress violations, and received a portion of the fine as a bounty for informing. It turned the entire population into a fashion police network. Male heads of household were legally responsible for their wives and daughters' compliance. 
  • Notaries were required to report violations they observed, and police officers or judges who failed to enforce the law could themselves be punished. 
  • The 1634 edict (under Louis XIII) was among the most detailed: it banned all subjects from wearing belts, hatbands, garters, scarves, or laces in cloth of gold or silver, with pearl or gemstone trim, or embossed patterns.
    Servants, pages, and coachmen were specifically forbidden from wearing silk — they had to wear wool, trimmed with no more than two rows of braid.
    Dressmakers and shoemakers who produced banned items faced exclusion from their trade — effectively a death sentence in a guild-based economy. 
  • 1583 added a twist: a portion of the fines collected for sumptuary violations was to be distributed to the poor, creating a perverse incentive structure where the state profited from its own citizens' fashion crimes while simultaneously claiming to alleviate poverty. 
  • Louis XIV banned foreign cloth, lace, and trimmings at court, decreeing that all court fashion must be made by French manufacturers.
    This was less about class than about mercantilist protectionism — it was estimated that a third of wage earners in Paris were employed by the domestic fashion industry. 

England: The Sunday Wool Cap (1571)

A law that sounds like a joke but was real: in 1571, Parliament required all non-noble Englishmen over the age of six to wear a wool cap on Sundays and holidays.


The rationale was to protect the domestic wool industry. Lawbreakers faced a 3-farthing fine. This is the origin of the flat cap, which persisted in English working-class fashion for centuries long after the law was forgotten.


The Fur Ladder: Medieval England's Most Arbitrary Rule

The 1337 statute under Edward III created a fur hierarchy so specific it's almost absurd:

  • Knights and above: ermine, miniver, and other fine furs.
  • Esquires and merchants: sable, marten, and lesser furs.
  • Yeomen's wives: restricted to lamb, rabbit, fox, or cat fur.
    Weasel — the next step up — was explicitly off-limits. A yeoman's wife in an English winter was legally told she was too insignificant to wear a weasel. 

A Pattern: Futility as the Real Story

The consistent theme across every era and region is that sumptuary laws were almost universally ignored. The Florentine satirist Franco Sacchetti (1335–1400) wrote a whole comedic novel (Novella CXXXVII) about women who talked their way past officials by exploiting vague wording in the laws.


In New England, the fines were so small they provided no deterrent. In France, the denouncement system bred resentment rather than compliance. In Japan, the "three-day law" was a cultural joke. In Ming China, enforcement simply evaporated by the mid-dynasty.


The laws persisted not because they worked, but because reiterating them was itself a performance of state power — a reminder that the hierarchy existed, regardless of whether anyone actually obeyed.


Ancient Greece: The "Unless She Is Drunk" Exception

The Locrian code of Zaleucus (7th century BCE), the first written law code in ancient Greece, contained a passage that reads like a joke:

"A free-born woman may not be accompanied by more than one female slave, unless she is drunk; she may not leave the city during the night, unless she is planning to commit adultery; she may not wear gold jewelry or a garment with a purple border, unless she is a courtesan; and a husband may not wear a gold-studded ring or a cloak of Milesian fashion, unless he is bent upon prostitution or adultery."


The logic was inverted: the legal exception was the immoral act. Wearing gold was fine — if you were a prostitute. Leaving at night was fine — if you were committing adultery. The code was less about preventing the behavior than about making the moral status of the wearer legible to everyone in the street.


Sparta took a different approach: the Spartan inhabitants of Laconia were forbidden from owning a house or furniture made with more elaborate tools than an axe and a saw.


The possession of gold or silver coin was banned entirely; only iron money was permitted.


The point was to make the Spartans too poor to be tempted by luxury, so they'd have no choice but to remain warriors.

Solon's 6th-century BCE Athenian reforms capped funeral rites at three days of mourning with no more than three professional female lamenters, restricted wedding dowries to 100 drachmas plus three garments, and limited women's public attire to three pieces of clothing plus jewelry not exceeding a specified value.


Byzantium: Purple or Death

The Byzantine Empire turned the color purple into a matter of life and death. In 424 CE, Emperor Theodosius II declared that anyone caught wearing full imperial purple would be put to death — the crime was not fashion but treason.


The idea persisted for centuries.

The state also maintained a monopoly on silk production.


From the 4th through 6th centuries, silk was woven only in state-sponsored workshops. The famous story of silkworm eggs smuggled into Constantinople (around 552 CE) by two Nestorian monks, hidden in bamboo canes, was a direct attempt to break this monopoly. Once the state controlled the worms, it controlled who could wear silk at all.


One late-antique law singled out actresses and mimes: they were forbidden from wearing the gold-patterned silks, partly purple garments, and gem-set jewelry allowed to other women — a sumptuary law aimed specifically at performers.


The Islamic World: The Ghiyār System

The Islamic caliphates developed a sumptuary system called ghiyār (literally "distinction"), attributed in later tradition to Caliph Umar ibn al-Khattab (r.


634–644). It regulated the dress of dhimmis — the tolerated non-Muslim populations (Jews and Christians):

  • They were required to wear a belt (zunnar) that distinguished them from Muslims, who wore sashes. 
  • They were forbidden from wearing Muslim-style turbans or saddles. 
  • They had to use identifying colors: yellow for Jews, blue or black for Christians in later applications. 
  • In public baths, non-Muslims had to wear medallions suspended from cords around their necks, so no one would mistake them for Muslims. 

A letter from Baghdad in 1121 describes the decrees in even more specific terms: each Jew must hang around his neck a piece of lead with the word dhimmi on it.


Jewish women had to wear one red shoe and one black shoe and carry a small bell on their necks or shoes.


The yellow badge, first introduced by a caliph in Baghdad in the 9th century, later spread to Western Europe and became the basis for the medieval Jewish badge and the conical Judenhut.

The rules also applied to Muslims themselves: the Quran and Hadith exhort males not to wear silk or gold jewelry. Wearing robes that drag on the ground was forbidden as a sign of vanity.


These rules did not apply to women.

The Aztec Empire: Death for a Cotton Cape

The Aztec (Mexica) Empire under Moctezuma I (Moteuczoma Ilhuicamina) enforced sumptuary laws with a severity unmatched in the pre-modern world:

  • Commoners were forbidden from wearing cotton — the penalty was death.
    They were restricted to maguey or yucca fiber, coarser and rougher against the skin.
  • The mantle (tilmatli) of a commoner was not to be worn below the knee.
    If it reached the ankle, the penalty was death — with one exception: a man who had received wounds on his legs in battle was permitted the longer length to cover them. 
  • Sandals were restricted to nobility; commoners could only wear them when travelling on roads. 
  • Lip plugs, gold armbands, and feathered adornments were banned for commoners. 
  • Only the ruling class could wear mantles of multicolored threads and featherwork. 

The Florentine Codex lists as many as 54 different styles of tilmatli, including one called the centzontilmatli — literally a "400-color cloak" — reserved for the highest nobility.


The entire system was a visual language of rank, enforced by the threat of execution.

Food and Drink: The Dish-Count Laws

Sumptuary law wasn't just about clothes. It extended to what you ate and how much:

  • Edward III (1336): No person, "of what estate or condition soever," could be served more than two courses at dinner, supper, or any other meal, and each course was limited to two sorts of victuals (meat or fish) plus common pottage.
    The law was repealed the following year — it had lasted roughly 12 months.
  • Edward III (1363): Servants of gentlemen, merchants, and artificers were restricted to one meal of flesh or fish per day.
    The rest of their diet was limited to milk, butter, and cheese. 
  • Scotland (1433): An act of the Scottish Parliament prescribed the lifestyle of all social orders, going so far as to limit the use of pies and baked meats to those who held the rank of baron or higher. 
  • Tudor England (1517): The most granular food-sumptuary law in English history dictated the number of dishes per meal by rank:
    • Cardinals: 9 dishes
    • Dukes, marquises, bishops, and earls: 7 dishes
    • Lower-ranking lords: 6 dishes
    • The gentry (income £40–100/year): 3 dishes
    • The working man: didn't make the list. 

The Enforcement Stories

The records that survive from actual enforcement are often stranger than the laws themselves:

  • Richard Walweyn (1565, England): Imprisoned for wearing "a very monstrous and outrageous great pair of hose." He had been padding his calves to emulate the style of the Elizabethan nobility, who favored shapely legs.
    The law was aimed at hose made from expensive fabric; Walweyn's crime was apparently the size.
  • Hannah Lyman (1676, Connecticut): Among roughly three dozen young women summoned to court for wearing silk hoods in violation of the colony's sumptuary laws.
    Lyman was "the most rebellious and strong-willed" — she appeared in court wearing the very silk hood she had been indicted for donning. 
  • "Salvagio" (1595, Genoa): A repeat offender caught by the Magistrato delle Pompe wearing a showy, lavishly embellished outfit. Three days after being admonished on 15 September 1595, he was back in the same square, San Siro, wearing exactly the same outfit.
    Over the four years from 1594 to 1598, the Genoese magistrates recorded more than 560 contraventions — in a city of roughly 100,000 people. 
  • A small German town (1713–1714): Over a 12-month period, 110 individuals in a community of only about 1,300 inhabitants were fined for wearing forbidden garments — "most of them small items or calico." The fine income apparently exceeded the cost of enforcement. 
  • Venice: Individuals could be imprisoned for up to six months for sumptuary violations.
    Shoemakers who made shoes with a higher platform than specified in the law faced both a fine and imprisonment.
    The fine was 25 ducats — equivalent to eight times the monthly fee paid to the notary handling the enforcement proceedings.
    The state was, in effect, running a fashion-fine racket.

The Pattern of Futility, Again

The data reinforces the same theme: Florence enacted 62 sumptuary laws between the 13th and 15th centuries.


Venice passed 42 from 1299 to 1499.


Bologna passed 21 over a similar span.


Yet surviving trial records reveal few actual convictions.


The Genoese magistrates recorded hundreds of violations but the penalties were trivial. The English laws were repealed within a year. The Aztec death penalty for a cotton cape was, in practice, enforced only at the discretion of local lords.The..

laws persisted not as working regulation but as performative assertions of hierarchy — a way for the state to say, in writing, this is the order of things, even when nobody in the street was paying attention.


"Frog Applause" reader at White House with "First Dog" Bo Obama (2009)

Have I not said multiple times that I have an amazingly diverse group of readers? I can't share any details about this reader (above)......