Werewolves of London

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
Walking through the streets of Soho in the rain
He was looking for the place called Lee Ho Fook's
Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein

[Chorus]
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo


[Verse 2]
You hear him howling around your kitchen door
You better not let him in
Little old lady got mutilated late last night
Werewolves of London again

[Chorus]
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo, hu

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]
He's the hairy-handed gent who ran amok in Kent
Lately, he's been overheard in Mayfair
You better stay away from him
He'll rip your lungs out, Jim
Huh, I'd like to meet his tailor

[Chorus]
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo
Ah-hoo, werewolves of London
Ah-hoo

[Verse 4]
Well, I saw Lon Chaney walking with the queen
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw Lon Chaney, Jr. walking with the queen, uh
Doing the werewolves of London
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect
Na!

[Chorus]
Ah-hoo
Werewolves of London
Huh, draw blood, uh
Ah-hoo
Werewolves of London

Frances Bavier (1902-1989)

Beef Jerky (includes casket)

I see in the background a sign or a door that says CASH. Does that mean the funerals, jerky, and cremations must be paid for in cash upfront... or perhaps paid for with cash installments?

Pumpkin with a possum...

or is it a possum with a pumpkin? You decide.

Start a Potato Chip Business

Mother Thalweg's Top 10

 https://lamefrogapplause.blogspot.com/2020/12/mother-thalwegs-top-ten-10th.html?m=0

prepared by Rotifer in 2020. Rotifer might be enticed to come up with a newer list --- perhaps with the help of other FA historians. 

Clay Jones's Doppelgänger

 

Fabio Lazoni

Clay Jones

My father died when he was 44 years old. That means he will always be 44. Fabio Lazoni is not dead. He has aged... like we all do. He also appears to own a white robe, which I am confident he paid for, in part, with the money he made from those "I can't believe it's not butter!"commercials. 

One of Clay's jackass trolls claims that Clay is probably mistaken daily for Fabio. I'm not sure why Clay is being compared to some old romance novel model. He and Snoopy look pretty darn cool and handsome to me. I can only imagine who or what Dondi is mistaken for... a POS, maybe.