Package scam

 

#FB00901

Snoop Dogg's Daughter Sings

#FB00895

From the comments: "I like how he supports her without interrupting." (I agree!)

The Elf Who Lost His Hand in a Tragic Toy Factory Accident

 

Say tuned for the upcoming episode about losing another elf part in a bathmat factory accident.

#FB00893

Lucille Ball story...

Did Lucille Ball's Fillings Help Capture Japanese Spies?

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lucille-ball-fillings-spies/

#FB00880

LISTEN ME

I couldn't post my lyrics on YouTube because, according to their terms of service, it's skating close to the edge of "hate speech."

#FB00879

Listen me.

I’m a lying, piece of crap scammer.

If I can, I will take 

each and every

cent of you.

Don’t care if you lose it 

your life saving,

or kill yourself.

You mean nothing to me

… nothing to me.

Your money. 

It is my money.

It belongs me.

There is nothing I won’t say

nothing I won’t do

to get my hand,

my hand 

on cash

of you.

Listen me. 

Give a click on it. 

Just do this one ting. 

Listen me, okay?

Do what I say, okay?

If you don’t, I will tell.

I will tell higher authorities

on recorded 

secure-red line.

I will tell you are doing

money laundry.

If you don’t listen me,

your bank accounts 

they will be freezing.

All your money ...

it will be go away.

Do you want that happen?

Do you?! (Do you?!)

I will be getting police

with handcuffs 

to your doorstep ...

You will go

behind the bars

(behind the bars)

inside the court house!

Are you hear me?!

(Do you? Hear me?)

This is not for time

of joking.

A car was found

in the state 

of North Virginia

or maybe East Carolina

or West Dakota.

Blood and 44 pounds 

of cocaine drugs and 

porno graphy of 

impuissant childrens

was founded 

in rented car. 

Founded on border of 

Texas and Ohio.

(OH, OH! ...

OH … HI … OH!)

Your name! it was on piece

of pen and paper

inside of it your car. 

A tanned Corolla hatchet back, 2011.

Did you hear it me?

Be with me …

suit ably honest.

Are you the culprits? 

Did you do this porno graphy thing? 

Did you? (Did you?!)

Are you a bad person?

Are you guilty …

guilty of money laundry?

Listen me.

I’m a lying, piece of crap scammer.

If I can, I will take 

each and every 

cent of you.

Don’t care if you lose it 

your life saving,

or kill yourself.

You mean nothing to me

… nothing to me!

Your money. 

It is my money.

There is nothing I won’t

say, nothing I won’t do

to get my hand,

my hand on cash

of you.

Scooby, a Great Dane's story...

#FB00878

"Grace the Face" by 6turtle9

 https://suno.com/song/49f94946-f1f0-41aa-becc-9c4b02663559

Another "Frog Applause" related song!

[Verse]

Whisper secrets in the night

Hidden from the morning light

Dreams within a shadow's sight

Black and white they start the fight

[Verse 2]

Masked by moon’s elusive face

In the dark I find my place

Can't escape this hidden chase

Sub liminal a strange embrace

[Chorus]

Eyepatch enforcer

Guard my heart

In the shadows

Worlds apart

Eyepatch enforcer

Playing smart

In the echoes

Make my start

https://suno.com/song/49f94946-f1f0-41aa-becc-9c4b02663559

[Verse 3]

Every word a secret told

Underneath the stars so bold

Mysteries begin to unfold

Stories in the night retold

[Verse 4]

Feel the rhythm of the breeze

Waves are whispered melodies

Lost in cryptic symphonies

Hidden dreams in memories

#FB00874

Pretty Pink Head by 6turtle9

https://suno.com/song/0d189c30-41e5-4e64-817f-b369f6b8de36 

My first Frog Applause tribute song. Yippeee! I love the lyric that includes, "pretty pink head."

Composing a song is a lot harder than I thought, which explains why my first two attempts were so bad. Not even lame, just bad.

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You’re so lame, you probably

Think this song is about you

Don’t you!

Don’t you!

Don’t be so subliminal

Your poetry is hiply criminal

You’re trailing so much plumage

Orifices seeping mucilage

You’d be better off without

Your pretty pink head

Your pretty pink head

Your pretty pink head

Unexpected, Delightfully Random!

Frog Applause got you on the run

Blind Joy, Fresh State of Mind!

Frog Applause got you on the run

Chaos, Wit &  Humor, Juxtaposition, Raw Emotion!

Frog Applause got you on the run

You’d be better off without

Your pretty pink head

Your pretty pink head

Your pretty pink head

#FB00873

Damjan and Sanja Lukić, dog groomers

 

I've featured this Serbian dog groomer and his (wife) assistant before. They are amazing people doing amazing work for dogs in need.

#FB00867

Turtle friends

 

#FB00863

Jack Paar (Feb. 11, 1960)

 Jack Paar was before my time, but there's something about him that I really like. I wonder what the story was about that got cut. Does anyone know? Wow. This was his heartfelt and tearful exit. What a class act. I also didn't even know that Hugh Downs was a part of a late-night talk show.

#FB00843

Orville Rogers (age 100)

#FB00828

Guard Donkeys

#FB00827

Evolution of the can opener

#FB00818

Don Shipley: Outs Fake Navy Seals

Since GoComics has nixed the ability to leave links (even after altering .Com), here is an example of one of Don's videos.

https://www.youtube.com/@donshipleyformerbuds131

#FB00910

Separated at Birth: Twins and Triplets

#FB00897

Good Journalism

#FB00896

K-Mart: "Ship my Pants" commercial

#FB00887

The common chiffchaff

Go, little leaf warbler, go!

#FB00885

Why did these strange 1950s inventions kill so many people...

 #FB00857