Following the rules...

Peanut sale

"Don't step even one foot outside, mister!"

"No eating in the living room. I mean it."

Men not allowed inside the women's dorms...

DOGS ALLOWED

"I hate washing the dishes!"

No painting apartment walls! (No one said anything about paint sample cards)

NO SHORTS ALLOWED!

"Only one-page formula sheet allowed for exam."

BUT UNICYCLES ARE OKAY...

SCHOOL UNIFORM REQUIRES A BELT DAILY
(even when you have to make one)

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