Sunday, April 23, 2023

bloody, stinky, squirting novelty ads













I like this last ad best. While some of these cards would land a person in jail for impersonating, say, a sheriff... others are just odd.  A beauty judge? A graduate of the school of matrimony? Each "joke" entry includes a disclaimer about how it is for joke purposes only yet the whole point is to fool others. Gives you permission to examine dead bodies and hold investigations? Nobility card--represents you as a member of the royal family and gives you permission to marry a person of wealth and position. Impressive coat-of-arms emblem.

They forgot to include a fake bathmat factory employee card. The benefits alone would be worth the ten cents!

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Cough syrup

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